Now that the whole world knows Trump can’t take a joke, Kimmel should deadpan deliver a few pages of Trump’s vanity suit against the NYT as Guillermo hides his face.

A president who calls his opponents “scum” and “the enemy within,” who ordered the murder of 11 people in a boat headed for Trinidad then posted snuf photos of the hit, and has repeatedly encouraged political violence in his name, is trying to catapult Charlie Kirk’s murder into an expansion of his own powers.

Don’t despair as authoritarianism marches around us. A shift may come soon, as the realization spreads that blue states contribute the lion’s share of resources funding Trump’s mad theater of destruction.

During an absurdly obsequious, 3.5 hour televised “cabinet meeting,” Donald Trump said he can “do whatever he wants as president,” and suggested that Americans might support him becoming a dictator.

Last week, Donald Trump directed hundreds of masked agents and soldiers, now armed, to “do whatever the hell they want,” presumably to whomever the hell they want, on the streets of the U.S. capital. Someone should do Trump a solid and explain, slowly, that when ICE starts murdering civilians on his request, he will be criminally liable for the bloodshed, and the immunity ruling won’t save him.

In 1989, Donald Trump purchased full page ads in four New York newspapers, including the New York Times, calling for the return of the death penalty after a white jogger was brutally attacked in Central Park.