Step, step, tap, back step. Shimmy in a circle, left hand waving over your head, shake your tail feathers, repeat to the beat. Once was a time when you could do any dance in your sleep, but it’s been awhile. So read “Mighty Real” by Barry Walters, and see if your toes don’t tap.

Don’t look now, but your legs are showing.

So just make up your mind already.

You couldn’t escape it.