Trump’s Armageddon insanity in Iran reminds me of an old funny-not-funny joke:
Sabrina Haake is a 25+ year federal trial attorney specializing in 1st and 14th A defense. Her columns are published in Alternet, Chicago Tribune, MSN, Out South Florida, Raw Story, Salon, Smart News and Windy City Times. Her Substack, The Haake Take, is free.
Trump’s Armageddon insanity in Iran reminds me of an old funny-not-funny joke:
The First Amendment prohibits the government from endorsing religion. As it evolved from Constitutional text into the canons of case law, that prohibition has protected the plurality for over 250 years by heeding our founders’ warnings to keep church and state separate.
As the price of oil explodes, Trump is doing everything he can to kill cheap energy alternatives. The administration just announced that the U.S. is paying one billion dollars to a French company, TotalEnergies, to cancel wind farm projects already underway, in exchange for new investments in oil and gas.
After WWII showcased the horrors of unchecked aggression, “War Departments” around the civilized world became “Departments of Defense.” Following the deaths of 60 million people, leaders of democratic-led nations embraced a shift from offensive victory to integrated deterrence and unified defense.
Trump’s aggression in Iran keeps triggering feelings I’d rather not have — complicated, overwhelming, and, at times, conflicting.
When church and state overlap, brutality follows, and justice bends with the whip. Blurred lines between religion and government produced the Spanish Inquisition, Salem witch trials, the Crusades, the Huguenot persecutions, and the brutality campaigns of the Holy Roman Empire, to list an easy few, all featuring sadism, torture, and bloodlust in the name of religion.
I’m usually glued to the TV when a president, sitting justices, and members of Congress come together in one room — separate branches in one hallowed space, a time capsule played forward from men in powdered wigs.
By now everyone reading this knows that Stephen Colbert was facing legal repercussions if he aired his interview with James Talarico on Monday’s Late Show. It’s also clear that Trump’s FCC is suddenly, just in time for the midterms, targeting left-leaning talk shows under the “equal time” rule, a rule that hasn’t applied to talk shows since 1959.
Parts of the winter world are frozen. Europe, the U.S. Midwest, and even Southern states are enduring the worst cold in years as the North Pole rapidly melts, pushing frigid Arctic air through a weakened polar vortex into non-Arctic regions.
Last week, I watched the Attorney General of the United States sneer at the rule of law and felt sick. I’ve been a federal trial lawyer for decades, and there was the titular head of American law defecating on it to applause from Fox News, who called Bondi’s performance “entertaining.”
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