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We will have a Presidential election unlike any other with the country completely divided and engulfed in a firestorm of lunacy brewing on neo-religious freaks sprinkled with white supremacy bullshit. Everything is legal as long as you do not get caught, we are locked up in a Stephen King pseudo reality.

Dear Mr. Musk, you are hereby on notice that your recent activities in support of Donald Trump could lead to significant personal liability, both civil and criminal.

Writing this election column has been an honor. As we hurtle toward Election Day — the most important election of our lifetimes — many, myself included, are stunned that it’s still neck and neck.