Now that the holidays are over, you probably looked around you at a floor full of spent wrapping paper and sad ribbons and wonder, “What’s next?”

Mother knows best.
At least that’s what she’d like you to think because she said it a hundred times while you were
growing up, until you actually believed. One day, though, if you were lucky, you learned that
Mother didn’t always know best, but she did her best – like in the new book “Cher: The
Memoir Part One” by Cher, when Mom helped make a star.

Christmas tree lots, ugh. Santa, New England, snowflakes, mistletoe, blah blah blah.

So you looked at the calendar the other day and... eeeek.

"How many times have I told you that...?"

When you were a small child, someone taught you about the birds and the bees.